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Everyone else? From Matt Damon to Jesus Christ? We don’t simply get attention heaped on us
They don’t have the luxury to just do their work either — i
to show up on a set for a couple of months — and once the movie is recorded
They have to go out in public and incessantly talk about their latest film
Watch any late-night interview with a movie star who has just released a new flick
And that’s even though some of them are as high on stimulants as Pablo Escobar’s
So don’t do the equivalent yourself by plastering your links into every comment box you come
That’s being as annoying as a vicious, but toothless, rattlesnake in my pants
And if you can’t have a conversation with Jimmy Fallon or Stephen Colbert or some other
Just join them, have fun, entertain them, and, at the right moment, when the opportunity presents itself,
I’m a nobody who simply joined a conversation on writing by publishing these and other words
I’ve hopefully entertained and informed you at least as much as a twerking elephant in a
Talk in public about stuff that interests you and other people